Motherfucker del 4: PTA penetration

Relax, Elias. You've got this. Just be yourself.

I know, Dee, but she's the prettiest girl in school.

How could she ever go out with a guy like me?

Oh, well, you're charming and funny and downright irresistible. That's how.

Now, spill the beans. How'd you ask her out?